Hoarding of money; miserliness.
“pismirism, n.” OED Online. Oxford University Press, June 2016. Web. 9 June 2016.
I was playing softball today when a ball came flying my way and realised that I am horrendously out of shape. I ran after the ball like Jabba the Hutt on leg day only to miss the ball with my feeble hand and have it nail me on my ankle. Long story short, I have decided to commit to being fat and lazy like Bowzer with bouts of appearing in public to steal food and princesses.